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Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

lingeringlilies:

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

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Yikes. Was she drunk at the time? Or just her usual self? At least you didn’t notice her missing as you look like you’re having such a blast in those pics. They’re lovely and you’re glowing. And can I comment on your husband’s wicked eyelashes? Jealous.

The funny thing is, my sister doesn’t even drink. She was just her normal bitchy self lol. I had such a great time that night though, the whole thing was perfect and beautiful. Also, he has the longest, thickest, curliest eyelashes and I’m so jealous. He can also eat whatever he wants and not gain an ounce. What a jerk.

omg why did she get kicked out, though?

I just replied to bohemianrider with the whole dirty story lol

Wait, your maid of honour got kicked out? Did I miss this story?

Lol I’ve never posted the story, so you didn’t miss out. My sister was my maid of honor, and to provide some background, my sister is a bitch. I’m not saying this to be mean, I’m saying it because it’s fact, and she even acknowledges it.. It came to be dessert/coffee time at our reception and my sister (my maid of honor) was sitting on her boyfriends lap. My sister asked for a cup of coffee and the waitress said “I can’t serve you until you are sitting in your own seat” (which is very understandable, given that people are sue-happy these days) and my sister just did not like that for some reason, so she walked into the kitchen (after cursing out the waitress) and poured herself a cup of coffee. The owner/caterer found my parents and told them that she had to leave. I didn’t find out until later (because I probably would have murdered her for acting like that, and everyone else at the wedding realized this fact) but my only regret about my wedding was choosing her to be my maid of honor.

I hardly ever enjoy parties but yours seems like one of those rare ones that are actually fun instead of stressful haha

There were a lot of stressful moments (my maid of honor got kicked out, for chrissake’s) but I did not even give a fuck because it was my wedding and nothing was going to bring me down lol

I wish I had gone to that wedding lol

Not to toot my own horn (toot, toot!) but it was ridiculously fun. The DJ said it was the best wedding he’d ever worked and a lot of people told me it was an incredible party. I had a lot of fun, if nothing else!!

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LOL he was several sheets to the wind at that point.

The funny thing is that I’m actually really disappointed with my wedding pics because I’ve lost weight since then. But I still will post any of the pics because I think that I look beautiful in them because of the fact that I am so deliriously happy in every shot.

By popular demand. I still have a ton, if you can believe it.